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If I wanted a whale, id buy a harpoon gun

from moldy rv sessions by Maple Nuts

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lyrics

Hey dude what's the matter
I'm sorry that your girlfriends gettin fatter
They didn't say love would grow that way

Maybe it's just a faze
like lip piercings and diamond rings
Or maybe it's not and you should scatter

No fatties Allowed
Wishing you could take back the words you vowed
Just tell her about the other girl you plowed
And stop living life under a shroud

No fatties Allowed
No fatties Allowed
No fatties Allowed
No fatties Allowed

Break up with that walrus

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from moldy rv sessions, released February 19, 2015

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